"May the Flop Be With You" – Hoagie Poker League Season 16

 

May 2025

The galaxy aligned for an epic conclusion to Season 16 of the Hoagie Poker League, as Game 9 unfolded on May the 4th with lightsabers, chips, and baby news in the air.

Earlier that day, Hoagie revealed some out-of-this-world news with a Star Wars-themed gender reveal—and by evening, he carried that energy straight to the felt.  

🌌 A Tight Table Until the End

As the final cards hit the table, tension was thick. The competition for the top 6 spots—each carrying travel funds for Vegas—came down to the wire. It was a night full of dramatic swings, and in true Skywalker fashion, Mike Lopresti went full Jedi Master on the table, even announcing he would win lotto.

Lopresti crushed the final night by taking home:

• The lottery bonus

• The first-place cash prize for Game 9

• A tournament seat by climbing to 12th place overall—the last eligible spot.

🏆 Passing of the Bracelet

Last year’s champ Shinn handed the bracelet to a winner Hoagie. After grinding all season and surviving the turbo nights, mystery bounty madness, and deepstack marathons, Hoagie secured the #1 spot.

🎲 Final Season 16 Standings & Payouts

The top 6 players earned Vegas travel money and a chance to represent the league on the national felt.

🥇 Hoagie – $3,000 

🥈 Keane – $1,500

🥉 Matt L – $1,500

4th Pierre – $1,000 

5th Jacob – $1,000

6th 🧈 Butter – $1,000

7th  Ray C – $1,080

8th Pete L – $560

9th Horn – $560

10th Waldman – $560

11th Tina – $330

12th Mike Lopresti – $330 

🎟️ Unused Entries from Past Seasons:

• Neamand (22–23 Season) – $330

• TJ (23–24 Season) – $330

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🛸 Looking Ahead to Season 17

The cards will be back in the air when Season 17 kicks off in September 2025. 

Until then, may the run-good be with you.